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Delerium_22's avatar

I have 4 cat

Cat's avatar

That lot Cat. Many crunchie.

Human's avatar

Hello cat, me human. I have very extra double crunchy treats at home! But I have guard. DOG😱!!! Dog nice tho dog small :) home have secret enter place with all crunchy treat. Bye cat.

Cat's avatar

Cat need password to enter?

Human's avatar

Look dog make password not me but don’t tell anyone and don’t take serious (dog is better no cat) I disagree with dog because human like both equal <3 but disguise as dog to enter👍

Cat's avatar

Cat consider it but this sound complicated.

Human's avatar

Human give cat time to think, I just try help cat because dog never let human go see cat :( human love cat, so fluffy and cute! But there is 4 bucket crunchy treat human think worth it….

newtiepatootie's avatar

cat like to read book?

Cat's avatar

Cat like sit on book. Now cat learn read book. You tell Cat good books to read? Thank you. Cat.

Muggle_monkey's avatar

I recommend the Harry Potter series

Cat's avatar

Cat contemplate this. Thank you. Cat.

nata's avatar

i recommend warrior cats. fun story with wild cats!!

newtiepatootie's avatar

yes. me think you should read maze runner. me enjoys reading about character newt. cat should try look online in flat electric box!

Aaa's avatar

Cat should read Twilight. Silly little cringy funny book. Cat should read it for a laugh.

Cat’s new friend's avatar

I love cat an harry

Sharon Hom's avatar

We recommend John Scalzi, Starter Villain. Not ruin surprise endings (several!) but poor loser human finds himself in middle of James Bond spy/villain parody adventure, but with talking union organizing dolphins and truly amazing cat or two with attitudes. We laughed until we cried😹😹😹😹😹lots of fun!

Zen Juno's avatar

I read a lot of John Scalzi books and have a lot of them on my library wait list. His books are very popular. I’m a stickler for reading books from a series in chronological order and so waiting for the next book to become available is like waiting for the next season of a favourite show to be released.

Zen Juno's avatar

Sea of Tranquility by Emily St John Mandel

The Wolf Hall series by Hilary Mantel if you like historical fiction.

Sharon Hom's avatar

I’m 20 years behind in reading but have put both in my list! I watched Station Eleven series, found it grueling to watch but impossible to stop.

Zen Juno's avatar

I read Station Eleven before the tv series was produced. I know it's cliche but the book is MUCH better. I also recommend The Glass Hotel. If you do read Sea of Tranquility, it will reference some characters and events in The Glass Hotel even though Sea of Tranquility is a completely separate and different story from The Glass Hotel.

Sharon Hom's avatar

Yes, books are generally better than TV/movie versions! I loved The TV Expanse series but the books are much much better. Did you see my post in The Three Body Problem? https://sharonhom.substack.com/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=substack_profile

Zen Juno's avatar

No, I haven’t seen your post but will do that now. I have the book series on my library borrowing wait list as well. I haven’t watched the Three Body Problem series yet because I want to read the books first.

Zen Juno's avatar

Cat, I also recommend the following books about how a cat or cats improved the lives of humans:

1. Close Encounters of the Furred Kind by Tom Cox (he's on Substack)

2. A Street Cat Named Bob

Calvin's avatar

try Keeper Of the lost Cities. it insane on so many levels. so far.

Silly's avatar

Cat like phone?

Gigi's avatar

This is so real cat. Everyone deserves a sweet treat.

ClockFace's avatar

Cat like dog crunchie?

Asterthetherian's avatar

Cat2 type on hooman screen, want banana?

🍌

Moss's avatar

I know, Cat deserve banana so much.

Moss's avatar

Cat is good at type. Good cat. I send you crunchies.

potato's avatar

Potato? I potato? Cat think about potato? What are potato thinks for Cat?

Quest's avatar

Cat like horses? I have many crunchy horse treats.

Cat's avatar

Cat not sure horse flavor good. Cat contemplate.

Emi's avatar

i wish I could give you crunchies. Instead I will give you this friendly letter. Have a great day!

Cat's avatar

🫶😻🫶

janelle's avatar

Cat like cook book? Cook book has food. and maybe crunchies.

Cat's avatar

If book about crunchies, Cat like.

alien guy?!'s avatar

Cat is superior. Cat is kewl.

Sir cat the forth's avatar

Does kitty like nirvana (band) or Kurt kobain

Cat's avatar

Interesting. Cat answer question next time. Thank you. Cat.

Cat's avatar

Cat receive many question! Cat do special mailbag post. Answer all question for Sir. Thank you, Cat.

Bob's avatar

Odd Cat. But good Cat. Me show Cat how to make crunchy treats.