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Claudia's avatar

I dream of cats 🐈‍⬛

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Avery Morris's avatar

What cats thot on Chrismas and the movies in the season?

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Cat's avatar

For Decembers? Cat enjoy The Wizard of Oz and Mean Girls. Now tell yours ≽👁️ܫ👁️≼

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Sherilyn M. Cook's avatar

CAT, you brighten my day with your purrfection of cat life!

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Elyse Cregar's avatar

Many gift ideas. Thank you! This hooman will save many monies on her cats’ Christmas. They prefur snake toy made from felt. Feeling felt is good and gentle in mouth. Not like real snake.

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D.L.Stone's avatar

Dear Cat, this is a marvelous magical and very real article and I love it. I would also love to know what your crunchy treats are so that I can obtain some for my own precious roommates. They do not care for the treats I have offered them . Also, I learned in a physics class some very fancy words for why you sleep so much. It is called "conservation of energy". Happy holidays dear Cat.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

I love you so much, Cat. Your writing always makes me so happy. ❤️😻❤️

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≽^•⩊•^≼

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Tara J Kohinska 🇨🇦's avatar

Bullitt say Cat’s choices are good. And great. Bullitt say our clowder loves tissue paper. Lots of it. And even more. Happy Christmas and Catmas from Bullitt, Arya, Ruari, Max, Molly, and Padriac. 😸🎄

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Cat's avatar

Very good. Excellent crinkle.

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Tara J Kohinska 🇨🇦's avatar

It IS all about the crinkle. And shred. Max, he the Master of the Decorative Edge, find tissue a nice warmup for cardboard!

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Cat never pass up cardboards!

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Tara J Kohinska 🇨🇦's avatar

Excellent! Max shredded a big box down to nothing. 😸 Does Cat shred whole boxes too?

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Rose Campbell's avatar

What an excellent list of gift ideas! I am hooman, but also enjoy many of these, for instance, the pebbles and rocks (I have collected many, many, MANY of them), and also acorns filled with wishes, dreams, and luck! Cat, you are most perspicacious! 😸 Many crunchies!

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Jolene's avatar

🍤🍤🍤 I dream of failing tests on fractions 🥲

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Cat's avatar

Naurrrrrrrrrrrrr… 😿

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Sharon Hom's avatar

Posted this note:

Brilliant holiday gift guide from the wildly creative imagination of Cat—

Hilariously and poetically described gifts sustainably sourced from your cat (a gamey hairball!), nature (a leaf, a dead moth, stones) and more sustainable, counter-consumerism ideas😹♥️

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Shelly Stallard's avatar

I like this list🧡🧡🧡🐈🐈

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Michael Rodriguez's avatar

Cat awesome!

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≽^⎚˕⎚^≼

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Yeonjun Choi's avatar

I read about cats

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Cat's avatar

Funny...Cat read about humans

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Laylalalala's avatar

I would be ECSTATIC to receive any of these gifts from you cat! I have a harder time going to sleep, so I have to take sleep aids. But with the sleep aids I don't remember any of my dreams. But for me, life is a good dream in itself, so I'm not too sad. Also, I think that the caps on acorns make them look like little soldiers. What are some of your nature imaginings?

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🪨ฅ (• ˕ •マ

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Laylalalala's avatar

:D

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Vanessa's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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‎≽👁️ܫ👁️≼

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Bea's avatar

THIS Cat is your masterpiece 😍 So many brilliant ideas for Xmas gifts. And cheap 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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🍁ฅ (• ˕ •マ

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