october mailbag
Cats and dogs, how to train a human, and more lore.
Hello. This Cat. Time for answer question from readers.
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from Avery Morris
Do cat like dog?
Cat like dog, but not all time, and not all dogs. Depend on Cat’s mood and depend on personality of dog. Cat and dog have different workings, different rhythm. All dog and all cat have unique personality, just like human. Hope help answer question.
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from 《𝙷𝚘𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚆-𝚜𝙺𝚞𝙻𝚕𝚣》
IS CAT A CAT? Whats your breed????
Cat is a cat. Cat is simply…Cat.
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from Jolene
Does cat have a favorite season? Also how do I make cats get along?
Hello Jolene. Cat love autumn. This when human come home with dried leaf of bottom on shoe. Leaf tell many stories of outside, Cat listen to all 🍂
How make cats get along? All cat are different. Can help by make cats feel safe and secure. Give each cat food spaces and sleep spaces. Give perches in high place and lot boxes for hide. Play is good activity, give outlet for fear and stress. Give crunchies when play nice. No yell or scold if cats hiss. May take long time, be patient 😽
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from randomdude7
do you like cheese
Cat like hard cheese, name of Pecorino. Pair nice with olive. Cat like 🫒 more than cheese. Green and peminto are best olive because have same workings as the nip.
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from Detlef Spiet
Cat would you Dominate the world if igive you crunchy treat?
Yes.
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from Oscar Lucas
Is Cat a male cat, female cat, or just cat? I want know this.
Yes.
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from Linda Hoffman
When Cat was roamed rambler what was best place visited?
Best place Cat visit when Cat was roaming rambler is New Orleans. Cat tap dance for moneys, eat fried shrimps, crawfishes, oyster, and catfishes for dinner. Cat meet fisherman, name of Benjamin. Take cat on boat, teach cat how catch fish 🎣
Best place also found in Kansas. Stay with big family of cats who live on farm with human, name of Linda. Cat learn how be mouser on farm. Sleep in limestone cabin, watch wind turbine and run through wet fields when sun come up.
Cape Cod is best place too. Cat visit in summertime, eat seafoods, live on art colony with human, name of Olga. Cat travel up and down Cape in van with Olga, eat ice creamys in P-town. Cat cannot pick single best place, Cat love them all.
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from Gina Maldonado
Cat, what do you think about wearing clothes? Yay or Nay? - My cat's tolerate wearing bows but nothing else.
Nyo. Cats feel stress when humans put in clothings. No can run or jump or groom in clothing, make cats feel frighten, confuse, irritated. Instead of put cat in clothes, maybe try draw picture of cat in clothes? Cat think would be cute.
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from The Mang
How much does cat bench?
Cat bench Cat’s bodyweight. How much does The Mang bench? 😼
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from Rose
Cat, do you have any toys?
Yes. Rainbow dancer, crinkle ball, banana fish, and squeaky hedgehog.
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from Louise Haynes
Cat, thank you for your informative article. I found it fascinating. I have two questions. First, do you have any famous cats in your genealogical lineage? Also, do you have any favorite cat portraits that were painted by the masters or other classical artists. Thank you for your time.🐾
Cat have many actor cat friends from when Cat worked in movie business. Not sure family line. Cat have many cat in family line. Could say, all cats are relations. Hope answer question.
Cat enjoy portraits by classical artists, name of Renoir, name of Manet. Cat is big enjoyer of contemporary art. Cat’s eyes enjoy contrast, bold color and shape. Cat enjoy sculpture made by artist, name of Niki de Saint Phalle. Do also enjoy?
Niki de Saint Phalle’s Chat-Vase, 1986
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from Nawel
Are you skibidi
Cat is sigma.
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from CARAPACE
Cat, do you think some cats have magical abilities? You know like the cat that tapped the TV and the gymnast fell down in the Olympics.
Hello CARAPACE. Answer to question is yes. All animal have magics. Humans have magics too, but many not know it.
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from Aly J
How does Cat know Heisenberg?
When Cat was travel to California, get stuck in hot sandy place. Need water, need food, need cozytime. Cat meet man, name of Saul. Saul give Cat crunchies, let sleep in office nail salon. Cat give Saul advices, help Saul count moneys. When Cat feel better, Saul put Cat on bus and send to California. Heisenberg? Never met the guy.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to real persons (living or dead), places, events, or other material is coincidental and unintentional.
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from ^_^meeeooowwwwwmeowwwee
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^_^meeeooowwwwwmeowwwee, sometime, cat and human not make good fit. Some human not like cat sleep in bed and some cat not like sleep in bed with human. This mean cat and human not comcatible. If human throw cat outside at night, may need find new human. Maybe find kind neighbor who make better fit for cat. Sometime, new human is best way solve fit problem.
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from Aspen
does cat like waffles or pancake more?
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from levi
why cat eat chocolate if deadly
Cats not know chocolate deadly. Cats have big curiosity. Make cats want try nibble everything. Human’s purpose as animal guardian is protect cat, keep cat safe, keep cat away from chocolate.
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from Aradhana
do cat love me
Yes. Do Aradhana love Cat?
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from Hario
Do cat like owner?
Cat’s human? Yes. Cat like. Cat have meet many human, but Cat think found best one.
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from Natalie
HI CAT! Whats your human like?
Cat’s human come in small, pleasing shape. Have gentle hands. Smell like coffee, herbs, sesame, wet dirt. Cat’s human read book, tap on metal box. Spend time draw, play musics, eat chips. Give Cat treasure from adventurings: shells, sticks, rocks, leafs. Cat receive crunchies, scritches, and best spot on couch from human.
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from Floofy
For October: What Cat be for Halloween?
Midnight.
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from Zap
Hi Cat! I'm new here but I'd like to know - how does cat feel about Schrodinger's Principle?
Hello Zap. Schrödinger use cat in thought experiment because image of cat help humans picture quantum theory in mind. Cat not know if Schrödinger like or dislike cats. Cat feel Schrödinger not think about cat as being, only think about how best communicate scientific ideas. For record, Cat enjoy sit in boxes 😸
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from starr
does cat like mentally ill gay kid
Yes ❤️ Does mentally ill gay kid like cat who tap metal box and eat crunchy treats?
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from Floof
Does cat prefer boxes or what’s inside of boxes?
Why not both?
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from Faayeza
Can cat dance?
Cat bounce.
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from sophia hamilton
cat to cat! how tell mom she NEEDS to stay home for treats and NAP??
Hello. This what human calls a one-million-moneys question. If Cat knew answer, Cat will be wisest Cat in world. This what Cat do to keep human in line.
✔️ Make kitten sound.
✔️ Jump on human lap, make body solid and immovable.
✔️ Make activation sound.
✔️ Lick human’s face.
✔️ Push face into human’s face.
📍 Go to where treats lives, then make penetrate eye contact with human. Give long stare, no blink ≽👁️ｪ👁️≼ Repeat in napping area like couch or bed.
📍 Tell human what want in thought-pictures. Most human not know how read thought-pictures, but can try.
⚠️ If urgent, jump on counter and push human objects on floor. (Risky!)
If human stay home for treats and nap, reward human for good behavior. Air biscuit and slow blink suitable. Good luck ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ
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all cats have magic
this, my friend, is the most truest truth evar
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