november mailbag

How Cat learned to type, why some parents don't show love, and good cat names.

Hello. This Cat.

It’s Novembers. Time for give answering to all your questions.

to Cat
from Flora

How old is Cat?

Cat experience time different than human, so Cat not know how answer. Cat have many experience. Cat have many era.

Some time past, Cat was in era of feral kitten. Cat was separate from Cat’s mother and father when Cat was kitten. Cat live in empty parking lot, make many hissies to keep scaries away.

When Cat no longer kitten, Cat dabble as rambler. Have many adventures, many travels. This what human call stray.

Now Cat is in house cat era. Cat have human, cozy bed, toys, very many crunchies. Cat have luck. BIG luck. This mean Cat old or experienced? Not know.

Hope this answer question Flora ≽👁️ܫ👁️≼

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to Cat
from ZethHL28

Do you have an alliance with the raccoon federation?

Cat and Raccoon not enemy, but…not friend either. Raccoon is taker and Cat is receiver. Not compatible, but Cat and raccoon stay cordial.

One thing have in common, Raccoon and Cat both love crunchies. Raccoon not good at sharing, raccoon good at stealing. That why raccoon have mask, like bandit.

Cat stay unbothered. Cat have abundance of crunchies in house with human. Raccoon not have abundance of crunchies in house with human, so Raccoon stay searching.

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to Cat
from Marion VB

Why does cat love to eat grass and then puke it up?

Cat eat grass and then puke it up because puke up help Cat digest thing that stomach cannot pass. Thing like bone and feather, or nasties from gobbling buggos.

Marion VB ever gobble buggos? Slimy. Full of goo and nasties. Eating grass help Cat puke. When puke, undigestibles leave Cat’s stomach, make Cat feel better.

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to Cat
from radu

is cat like being petted

Yes, Cat like being petted. But. If Cat not want be petted, Cat will tell. Cat will put tail low to ground, move fast, side to side. This mean DO NOT DISTURB.

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to Cat
from Niethe the cat

Hewwo ^^ do you like watching videos on da bigger metal box??

Hewwo Niethe the cat. Yes, Cat sometimes like watch pictures on bigger metal box. What Cat like more is explore what live behind bigger metal box. Behind bigger metal box, Cat visit with dustbunnies who live in chaotic pile of plastic strings. Most of times, watching outdoors through window more interestings than bigger metal box.

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to Cat
from Mick Mundy

do cat like marksmen

Is marksmen game? Cat like adventure game, search for treasures game. Cat is explorer, good hunter too. Only hunt with paws.

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to Cat
from Maddox

What does cat think of the cat representation in the recent cat video game trends?

Cat think cat representation in recent video game trends is extra crunchy.

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to Cat
from Andy Neely

HI CATTTTT how cat so cool? And also what is best way to adopt cat?

Best way adopt is find shelter or rescue close to where live. Go meet cats at shelter, find cat make good fit. Talk to humans at shelter. They give advices, help find good vet, help get house ready for cat.

Best way know if ready for adopt is by volunteer at shelter or rescue. Can learn how care for cat, and meet lot of cats right away. Cat think Andy so cool for want adopt cat.

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to Cat
from Naima

Does cat like music?

Hello Naima. Cat like musics of waking world, especially rustle of morning stars.

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to Cat
from Krazycatlady

Has Cat try art before? I want see self portrait

Cat has try abscratch expressionisms. Lot of gestural markings on cardboards. Big, immersive works. Cat make self portrait, but only in imaginations.

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to Cat
from Goober

is me cat related to u cat also what breed are you

Hello Goober. If you are cat, you belong to family of Cat.

Cat not know breed…Cat know bread. Sometimes Cat is loaf and sometimes Cat make air biscuit ≽👁️ܫ👁️≼ What about Goober? What kind bread?

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to Cat
from Marce

what should I name my cat

⭐ Aurora
⭐ Ziggler
⭐ Hearty
⭐ Dove
⭐ Miguelito
⭐ DJ Waffle Iron

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to Cat
from Other cat

How can be more cat like you? Btw I share you some my chrunchies

Thank for chrunchies, Other cat. Cat think you should just be self ฅ (• ˕ •マ

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to Cat
from Muggle_monkey

How did cat learn to type? I don't know if this is too advanced for cat but, also how many words per minute can cat type? *gives cat crunchies*

Tasty crunchies Muggle_monkey, thank you.

First Cat learn to read. Cat read book about computer, read book about Internt. Then Cat learn how use paw for tap little button on thin metal box, make little curlies. Cat collect curlies until have enough to make words.

Cat not know words per minute. Is important? Cat tap metal box until get tired. Take nap, rest then tap more later.

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to Cat
from Calvin

how many crunchies do you eat daily?

Cat receive crunchies after big playtime with human, and after get in carrier with no troubles. Not receive crunchies every day, but if Cat do the maths, Cat estimate receive average of 1.5 crunchies daily.

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to Cat
from catlover5

cat, how yummers is catnip?

The most yummers of all yummerings.

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to Cat
from gabrielle

why dont my parents love me?

Cat is sorry gabrielle not feel love from parents. Cat understand this feeling because Cat was separate from parents when Cat was very very young.

Most important wisdoms Cat have for gabrielle: if feel unloved by parents, it not because of you. It because some humans just not good at being parent. It because being parent is tough job. It because sometimes life is hard.

This what Cat do when Cat not have love of parents: Cat learn how to be parent to self. Cat play pretend father and pretend mother to Cat’s inner self. If sound strange, it because it is strange...at first.

Pretend-parent game require lot of imagination, acceptance, and self-awareness.

This game can be hard, but game also have big reward. Reward is make strong foundation for self. Strong foundation for self will guide through all of life. Even when life get hard. (And life will get hard. Sorry, Cat don’t make the rules.)

Take Cat long time learn this game, learn how be own father and mother. Even when make mistake, Cat keep trying. Cat think gabrielle can do it. Cat love you.

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to Cat
fro Miggy123456789

How cat so cute?

Cat just born this way ≽👁️ܫ👁️≼

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to Cat
from Dara

do cat like bubble tea?

Once Cat find brown bubba tea ball on floor. Cat enjoy play, but flavors not so good.

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to Cat
from Andy Neely

How cat so cool? Also what is favorite country -Cat admirer

Cat is cool because winters come and Cat’s favorite country is Catland, of course.

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to Cat
from Floof

Cat speak other languages?

Cat speak Meowish and basic Dustbunny, and some languages pass down from elders.

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to Cat
from Debbie the Kitten

wat favorite crunchie flaver

All flavers tasty, Debbie.

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to Cat
from devin

do cat stretch

Very many stretches.

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to Cat
from Miraidon

What is your favorite place to sit

🐾 Window sill
🐾 Middle of rug
🐾 Middle of hallway
🐾 Top of fridge
🐾 In front of heater in winters
🐾 In front of screen door in summers
🐾 On top of bed (bed must be made)
🐾 Next to human on couch
🐾 On human’s metal box
🐾 On human’s lap.

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to Cat
from pearlxzoee

do cat love milk?

Little bit. Tiny splash in Cat’s coffee 😸

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to Cat
from Samantha Stevens

Do Cat look out the window and make chirpy death sounds at birds?

Yes, this is Cat’s nature.

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to Cat
from Ilikebeans558

Why cat always chirp when looking out window

Cat chirp when looking out window because Cat see bird. When Cat see bird, Cat imagine holding bird with mouth. Cat imagine give bird gentle massage with teeth. When Cat have these imaginings, Cat’s jaw click and make chirp sound.

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to Cat
from Sam

Does cat like cheese crunchies or meat crunchies more?

Cat prefer seafood. Then cheese. Then meats. All tasty.

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to Cat
from Kat Person

What should I do for my 2 kittens?

Cat suggest Kat Person do everythings for 2 kittens. Most important: play, healthy foods, and love ❤️

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to Cat
from Lisi-Tana

Is Cat adventure cat? If so how many lifes used already?

Sometimes Cat receive feeling inside heart, feeling like adventures is nearby. Sometimes Cat consider leave home, leave human, leave abundant crunchies…for what? For unknown, for rambling adventure.

Cat have many lifes, many memories. If want to, Cat can travel in thinkings, no need leave home for have adventures. Is same for human?

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to Cat
from Nicholas Blough

do cat like walking on keyboard

Cat like walking on keyboard, especially when Cat’s human is on work call, sending important email, and playing video games.

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to Cat
from Davet! :3

Will Cat perhaps share crunchies?

🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤

Cat answer more questions in Decembers mailbag. If want ask Cat question or ask Cat for advices, please leave question for next time. Can also read past questions and answers if curious.

Please share very many crunchies and comments below. Cat loves you.

Thank you for playing, Cat 🐾

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